That darn daddy!

The other night while rocking and whistling with C I was trying to explain to him that it was mommy and daddy's job to teach him right from wrong. We had a very bad morning that day and I thought I'd communicate better with him once we both calmed down. So I was going on about how when we tell him what to do or when to do it that we aren't trying to be mean. We are just trying to teach him how to make the right choices and be a good little boy. He pondered what I had been talking about and got a puzzled look on his face and said "but daddy teaches me naughty things." Worried about what his answer would be I cautiously asked "like what?" Without missing a beat he says to me "you know like, to lick the frosting on the cake when your not post to"