At our house I like to refer to private parts in their proper terms, bottom, breasts and so on. So you can imagine the panic I felt when I had the following conversation this morning with C while he was getting in the tub.
C: (scratching his back) Mom, I have itchy balls
Mom: What?
C: I have itchy balls like on Dr.Goose (Dr.Seuss)
Mom: Carson what are you talking about?
C: You know itchy itchy bald
Mom: Oh, Itchy Ichabod! Whew
I was starting to get scared! Carson's new favorite movie is a Dr. Seuss movie about the alphabet. For the letter "I" they talk about Itchy Ichabod, so he was itchy like Ichabod.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I bet you were sweating bullets trying to figure out what he was saying. When Brooklyn was in kindergarten she kept telling me how well she does on the sex maker. Not kidding. I would ask her again and she would repeat the same thing. We didn't figure it out until conferences and it was a success maker. I guess they read and take tests and that is what she was explaining. WHEW!!! I love listening to little kids talking!
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